Kenny goes vegan. 'Nuff said.
Kenny is lying on a couch, listening to jazz tunes (oh yeah!). Suddenly, Kat comes home with breaking news: After seeing a documentary on how lions hunt their prey, she's decided to become a vegitarian, and wants Kenny to go on a no-meat diet as well. Everyone's favorite tiger shark somewhat reluctantly accepts this challenge.
3 seconds later, in the kitchen, Kat shows Kenny her vast collection of vegitarian delicacies: soy chicken strips, veggie enchiladas, tofuna patties, and more unnamed food. Kenny at least tries to have a lick of some of this, but recoils in horror at the taste. All the while, Kat snacks on some gluten buffalo wings.
Later still, at the pool, Kenny floats around in a rubber dingy, when Marty offers him his half-eaten t-bone. As much as Kenny would like it, he remembers that he's gone vegan, and makes an epic speech about it. He then rushes into the house and scarfs down a tofuloin steak. He tries to distract himself from "the M word" by watching TV, but upon stumbing across various meat-related programs, he decides that the only way out of this mess is telling Kat he can't do it. Convinently, Kat arrive home that moment with Tempei Seal Patties in tow (the great taste of seal, made from all vegitarian ingredients). She also shows off a flyer for the annual Tibberon Veggie-Q. As she heads off to put everything away, Kenny suddenly catches whiff of a delicious odor, and rushes over to the stove to investigate. Kat's reply? "Oh, that's just some beef stew Mom's making for dinner. But don't worry. You and I are gonna have somthing much better- bean curd with yeast sprinkles! They're gonna be so jealous!" Kenny feels like he's about to throw up.
The Veggie-Q finally comes. Upon seeing Kenny within its limits, everyone comes close to screaming and fleeing in panic. Why they don't is because Kat reasures them of Kenny's true nature. The head of the fair, Larry Beninski, introduces himself and tells our heroes that they can have anything they like. Marty unexpectedly reappears, and informs Kenny that he, too, went veggie. Kat returns with Kenny's order (40 hempnut veggie burgers), and the toothy non-terror downs the whole thing, tray included, in one bite. Larry is impressed, and makes a speech about how if a shark can change, anyone can. But as if on cue, a stray seal crawls by. Kenny finally snaps and goes on a rampage, demolishing part of the fair. All the attendants grab the nearest blunt object and take off after him.
Shortly afterwards, Kenny limps home, covered in battle scars. He apoligises to Kat for his behaviour, and everyone goes back to their former carnivore lifestyle. Roll closing credits.
- When Kat returns home from school, she doesn't have any freckles.